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ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Crafty Phat Shack

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Votes:	5901
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

CraftyCreeperClan

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our staff team. They are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding on pigs. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mediocre Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and become part of an epic team where we take on creepers and zombies like never before. Our team is so legendary that even Herobrine himself didn’t answer the call when we challenged him to a duel!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a diamond mine that’s so rich, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).