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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
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