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Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2364	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Votes:	1837
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	276	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	5673
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Potions Brewed:	75
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4209	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?