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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7359 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 302 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!