sh funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

FumbleCraft SMP – How Did You Fumbled It With The Last Girl Who’s Liked You?

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a Minecraft hermit again.

Picture this: you’re out mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up all your hard-earned loot. But fear not, because on our SMP, we have a special anti-creeper protection system that will keep those pesky green monsters at bay. No more losing your precious diamonds to explosive enemies!

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen on our server. You’ll have the chance to show off your mad skills and take down your friends in glorious combat. Just make sure to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty intense.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky one to encounter this mythical beast and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF or maybe even your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the fun and adventure waiting for you on our server!

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CancerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in facing life’s challenges with a sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure as we navigate through the ups and downs of life…and maybe even find some diamonds along the way!

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and leave your worries at the door. Our community is filled with quirky characters who know how to lighten the mood, even in the toughest of times. Who needs therapy when you have a group of players cracking jokes and building epic structures together?

Looking for a server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough stuff? Look no further! We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to make light of a dark situation. Just like our player who announced her breast cancer diagnosis with a cake and a card that said “Congratulations! It’s twins!” Talk about a plot twist!

So why join our server? Because life is too short to take everything so seriously. Come join the fun and see where the adventure takes you. Who knows, you might just find a new perspective…and maybe a few new friends along the way. See you in the game!

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DadCraft: No Sympathy for Affair Babies

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while avoiding your dad’s drama. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about real-life problems.

Plus, who needs a dad when you can have a whole community of fellow players to support you? Our server is filled with friendly faces ready to help you out and make you laugh.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a dad when you have a virtual world to conquer?

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SalvageSMP – When to Give Up?

Boundaries, Breakups, Closure, Communication Issues, counseling, Emotional healing, forgiveness, give, HEARTBREAK, letting go, long-term relationships, love, moving on, relationship advice, salvage relationship, SalvageSMP, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trust

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you crave the chaos and camaraderie of a bustling SMP server? Look no further than our server, where relationships are constantly on the brink of collapse and drama is always just around the corner!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and explosive arguments over who stole whose diamonds. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less therapy.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a heated argument over a virtual pet llama escalate into a full-blown war complete with TNT cannons and flying pigs? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your friendships and alliances. Join us today and see how long you can last before deciding to throw in the towel and go solo once again. Remember, in the world of Minecraft SMP, relationships are as fragile as a glass block in a creeper-infested forest.

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CraftyFactsMC

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings? That’s right, we have magical pandas flying around thanks to our generous players! Join us and help us create a panda paradise in the sky, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?). So come on over and be a part of the most wholesome and wacky Minecraft community out there!

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BomberLeaksCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have top secret military data like F-22, F-35, and B-2 bombers just lying around for anyone to find! who needs diamonds when you can have sensitive government info at your fingertips? join now and become the ultimate spy master in the world of minecraft! but be careful, china, russia, and iran might be lurking around the corner trying to steal our precious intel. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most thrilling adventure of your life!

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What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

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Phoenix SC is a popular gaming content creator and YouTuber known for creating videos related to Minecraft and other video games. With a focus on tutorials, Let’s Plays, and funny moments, Phoenix SC has garnered a large following of fans who enjoy his entertaining and educational content. He is also known for his creative builds and mods within the Minecraft community.

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Cats Cove

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Cats Cove is a Modded Economy server with the main mods being Create, Ars Nouveau, and Vivecraft (VR). Join the discord server to get the mods and be whitelisted!

catscove.us.to:25584

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Welcome to the MCFFA server where chaos reigns and anarchy semi-flourishes!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	MCFFA.net
Current Version	1.21.1

Description:

MCFFA is a semi-anarchy, vanilla survival server with a map that never resets. Created in 2018 on Minecraft version 1.13, the world size is 12 million x 12 million. The server offers a lawless, old-school vanilla Minecraft experience with a small and close community.

Rules:

No hacking
No duping
No Intentionally lagging the server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla?	Yes, MCFFA is a vanilla survival server with minimal modifications.
What is the world size?	The world size is 12 million x 12 million.
Are there any chat restrictions?	No, there are no chat restrictions on the server.
Are there any player count restrictions?	No, there is no player count restriction, but the server generally has a lower player count.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, this is a semi-anarchy server so griefing is allowed.

Eternal Kronii Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the adventures of Ouro Kronii? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you Les-Libestans out there! Join us and make way for the Libestan Queen herself as you embark on epic quests and hilarious misadventures.

But that’s not all – our server is so lit that even MY HANDS can’t handle the excitement! With meme-worthy moments, fanbase tags like #OKTK, and assets that will blow your mind, this server is the ultimate destination for all things outrageous.

Plus, our Free Chat Room is so dead, it’s actually alive with the spirits of past players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear Kronii’s latest cover song – it’s so catchy, you’ll be humming it for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners – KRONII LOVE! And don’t forget to consult our stream schedule, because we’re currently away to Spain…or are we? The mystery awaits!

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