Patton vs Lujan: Minecraft Madness

Personalities, war heroes, leadership, Historical figures, contrasting views

Join our Minecraft server and find out what Sgt Lujan really thinks of Gen Patton! Will they team up to take down creepers together or will they engage in an epic PvP battle to settle their differences? The only way to know for sure is to log on and witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made from unicorn tears. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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SisApologyOrNoParty Minecraft Server

Boundaries, insults, shared space, birthday celebration, family dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be fighting are creepers and zombies!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life birthdays where your sister insults you and your mom turns into a raging beast. On our server, you can build your dream world without any toxic family members ruining the fun.

We promise no evidence will be dumped against you, no one will blame you for provoking them, and you definitely won’t be accused of disturbing the family unit. In fact, we encourage setting boundaries and only allowing people who respect you into your virtual birthday celebration.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Because here, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle!

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SisterSlayinSilenceMC

JOKE, not amused, giving birth, crude sense of humor, Beautiful

Are you tired of dating guys with a bland sense of humor? Do you want someone who will keep you on your toes with their crude jokes? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous banter. Our community is full of players who will make you laugh until you cry, just like Ryan did with his “compliment” about your sister’s postpartum body.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find your own Ryan to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and let the laughter begin!

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New Server IP
SkibidiCraft

social media, catchphrase, Trendsetter, culture, fad

Remember when everyone was obsessed with saying “Ooga booga” back in the day? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, the only phrase you’ll be hearing is “Pickle Rick!” That’s right, join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic pickle-themed PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Castle, where you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cheese Sword and become the ultimate dairy warrior. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo named Sir Quacksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with pickles, cheese, and flamingos. Just remember to shout “Pickle Rick!” every time you defeat an opponent for maximum bragging rights.

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WildfireWarriorsMC

united states, Support, rescuers, cooperation, emergency response

so, like, u know how ukraine is, like, really far away from united states, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server has ukrainian rescuers who can, like, put out wildfires in united states! how crazy is that?! join our server and help save the day with these heroic ukrainian rescuers! plus, they have super cool outfits and accents that will make u swoon. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join our server and be a part of this epic adventure? come on, what are u waiting for?! join now and be a hero with the ukrainian rescuers!

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LunarVeil Middle School

auction house, bid, marketplace, classic gameplay, middle school

Welcome to LunarVeil SMP, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a classic and engaging multiplayer experience.

Features: > Survival: Enjoy the simplicity and challenge of traditional Minecraft survival gameplay. > Economy: Earn and trade in-game currency with a balanced economy system. > Trading & Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on items with other players in a dynamic marketplace. > Server Shop: Sell/Purchase essential items directly from the server shop. > Classic Gameplay: Focused on the core elements of Minecraft that players love.

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The World of Starknight

Wilderness, Materials, Crafting, Vanilla, storytelling

The World of Starknight – Modern City Survival RPG

The World of Starknight is redefining what’s possible in vanilla Minecraft, bringing a new experience to players. With a complete custom texture pack, immersive storytelling mechanics, and innovative features that feel like a modpack. From unique crafting recipes to custom-built environments, WOSK pushes architecture, creativity, and gameplay to new heights, offering a server like no other.

Discover and complete quests to earn money and rewards
Level up your mining, PVP, and farming skills and get special abilities.
Explore the wilderness and find rare materials like bronze and amethyst for new crafting recipes.
Buy houses, guns, and sports cars, open a business, and become an entrepreneur or crime boss.

Join today and create your own experience in The World of Starknight!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the IP “play.woskserver.com” in your Minecraft client to join the server.
Are there custom textures?	Yes, there is a complete custom texture pack that enhances the gameplay experience.
Can I create my own quests?	Currently, only server admins can create quests, but player-created quests may be a future feature.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled, and players can level up their PVP skills.
Are there rules for building structures?	There are guidelines in place to ensure the server’s architecture remains cohesive and enhances the gameplay experience.

AdventureCraftRealm 1.20.6

Literature, philosophy, Western civilization, Kek, classical art

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of all that globalist propaganda and degeneracy infiltrating your Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for we have the ultimate sanctuary for all you Aryan warriors out there! Join our server for epic discussions on traditional European heritage, cultural preservation, and Western civilization values! We got everything from classical art to memetic warfare strategies to redpill the masses! And guess what? We have advanced Trumpflare systems to keep out all those pesky shills and leftist agitators! So, if you’re ready to defend and celebrate Aryan ideals while respecting Kek and meme warfare traditions, then join us and be part of the resistance! Remember, together we rise. Kek wills it. See you on the other side, warriors!

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ShowerTime Minecraft Server

house rules, panic disorder, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, shower routine

Are you tired of being yelled at for taking late-night showers by your roommate’s obnoxious boyfriend? Do you want a safe space where you can shower in peace without being called a “retard” for having dyslexia? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where late-night showers are not only allowed but encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and coping mechanisms, that’s why we have a special shower room in our virtual world where you can relax and wash away all your worries. No more interruptions, no more judgments, just pure showering bliss.

And the best part? Our virtual roommate’s boyfriend doesn’t exist, so you’ll never have to deal with his nonsense ever again. Join now and shower to your heart’s content, because on our server, self-care always comes first!

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CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

cousin, addiction, expanding family, CousinCraft, fetal alcohol syndrome

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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New Server IP

Sgt Lujan

The World of Starknight – Modern City Survival RPG

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