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PixelJoyLand

daily delights, daily happiness, everyday bliss, everyday contentment, everyday happiness, everyday joy, happiness in small moments, joy in the mundane, little moments of happiness, little things, little things that bring joy, moments of happiness, PixelJoyLand, simple joys, simple joys of life, simple pleasures, small joys, small moments of joy, small pleasures, small sources of joy, tiny joys

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
New Chunks Explored:	400039	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Do you know what brings me immense joy? Joining our Minecraft server and discovering a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right. Not only do we have epic build battles and treasure hunts, but we also have a community of friendly players who love to prank each other with exploding sheep. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Administrative duties, Administrative office, Army, border security, Conflict Resolution, Defense, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine army has set up an administrative office in the kursk region!! why, u ask? well, they needed a break from fighting wars and decided to relax by playing minecraft instead. now u can join them in their epic adventures, building bases and fighting off creepers together. who knew war could be so fun in blocky form?! come join the madness now!!

SudzhaCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

Capture, Conflict, current affairs, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, News, Politics, Revenge, russia, Russian town, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchantments Applied:	150	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer towns like zelensky conquers russian towns! we have captured the town of sudzha in kursk oblast and now we are unstoppable! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we take over the minecraft world one town at a time. plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

BrainCraftMC: ALS Edition

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, assistive technology, brain health, brain-computer interface, BrainCraftMC, Edition, healthcare innovation, Long Term Care, Longevity, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, Motor neuron disease, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroprosthetics, New England Journal of Medicine, patient care

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s liek the holy grail of minecraft servers. u can build ur own castle, ride a dragon, and even battle a giant chicken boss.

but wait, there’s more! our server has the longest lasting brain-computer interface for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. u can control ur character with ur mind, no need for pesky keyboards or mice. it’s the future, dude.

join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

I need a herd of goats to create a sorta plain Jane whitelist server

Create, Goats, HERD, jane, Plain, Semi Vanilla, Server, sorta, survival factions Skyblock prison creative minigames economy PvP RPG roleplay factions towny skywars bedwars parkour custom adventure hardcore skygrid factions, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Theme	Vanilla+
Languages	Russian, English
Age	16 years old
Discord	kotokott

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. What is the server theme?	The server theme is Vanilla+, which means it is a slightly modified version of the vanilla Minecraft experience.
2. What languages do you speak?	I can speak both Russian and English.
3. How old are you?	I am 16 years old.
4. How can I join the Discord server?	You can join by using the username kotokott on Discord.

AthleteCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, AthleteCraft, athletes, athletic performance, determination, discipline, Endurance, Exercising, Fast, FITNESS, health, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, physical strength, self improvement, Server, SPEED, sports, STRONG, Training, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of your mom roasting you for not being as strong and fast as athletes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate virtual athlete! Run, jump, and mine your way to victory while proving your mom wrong in the most epic way possible. Who needs real exercise when you can just exercise your gaming skills instead? Join now and show your mom who’s boss!

GGamerGaterNick and the SMP Journalists – Minecraft SMP Edition

black niggerman, blackrock, bribes, Edition, ESG, far right nazis, game journalists, GamerGate, gamergate 2.0, gamergaters, gaming media, GGamerGaterNick, Jews, Journalists, left, Minecraft, Minorities, Nick, positive coverage, rat in the room, redditors of /v/, sexist incels, smp, sweet baby, toxic revisionists

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4639	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, scandalous accusations, and epic battles against the evil forces of Sweet baby, blackrock, and ESG!

We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!

FridgeRageCraft

decor, decorating, decorations, distant, fancy baskets, Flowers, Food, FridgeRageCraft, fridgescaping, frustrating, hobby, intimacy-wise, jars, meticulous, ORGANIZED, quick bite, Relieving, stupid, trend, uninviting, vases

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8991	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of dealing with a fridge that’s more decorated than a fancy art gallery? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fridges are just fridges and not a canvas for your spouse’s artistic endeavors!

On our server, you can build your own fridge however you want – whether you prefer a minimalist approach or want to go all out with decorations, the choice is yours! No more vases blocking your access to the milk or fancy baskets hiding your snacks.

Plus, join now and receive a special bonus: a fridge decorating kit that includes virtual flowers, vases, and fancy jars to unleash your creativity in-game. Who needs a real fridge when you can have a virtual one that’s always organized to your liking?

Don’t let “fridgescaping” ruin your appetite or your relationships – join our server and build the fridge of your dreams today!

Anxie-Tea Minecraft SMP

AnxieTea, anxiety, aromatherapy, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, progressive muscle relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

CraftyCatchphrase

catchphrase, Character, comedy, CraftyCatchphrase, dialogue, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, LAUGH, Life, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quirky, script, series, Show, Sitcom, tagline, television, TV, Witty

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4930	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.