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NoRestForSAHH Minecraft Server

child, Communication, Cooking, daycare, demanding job, Frustration, Help, household chores, Job, Minecraft, Monitoring, NoRestForSAHH, Partnership, Resentment, responsibilities, SAHH, second job, Server, Sleep, stay at home husband, Support, tired, video games, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of coming home to a lazy husband who just sleeps all day and plays video games while you work your butt off? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures where you can escape the real world and live in a world where your husband actually does something productive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and tasks that will make you forget all about your lazy partner at home. Build your dream house, conquer epic quests, and show your husband what it really means to put in some effort. Who needs a lazy spouse when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe your husband will even get inspired to start helping out around the house after seeing how much fun you’re having without him. It’s time to take charge of your own happiness and leave the lazy bums behind!

BlockyTeacherDrama

advice, BlockyTeacherDrama, classroom management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, job satisfaction, opinion, Professionalism, School, sibling-in-law, Social Skills, student behavior, Teacher, teaching, teaching career, teaching style

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have teachers who hold grudges against their students for eternity! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of never-ending punishments and passive-aggressive behavior in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a student built a giant statue of their teacher out of diamond blocks, only to have the teacher respond by creating a lava pit underneath it. Or how about the time a student accidentally blew up the entire school building, and the teacher decided to ban TNT from the server forever.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama never dies and grudges last a lifetime, join us now! Who needs to let go of the past when you can hold onto it forever in Minecraft?

FlyOrDrownMC

Abilities, Air, Breathe, Choice, decision, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, FlyOrDrownMC, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Ponder, pondering, question.., SUPERPOWER, swimming, Underwater, Water, wish

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can do both! That’s right, not only can you fly like a majestic eagle, but you can also swim like a dolphin with the ability to breathe underwater. Why settle for just one superpower when you can have two?

Join our server and embark on epic underwater adventures, exploring hidden treasures and battling underwater monsters. Or take to the skies and soar above the clouds, building your own floating island kingdom. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the best of both worlds – literally! Fly high, swim deep, and let your imagination run wild. Who needs to choose between flying and breathing underwater when you can have it all?

MacronCraft: No Civil Wars!

Civil, civil war, Conflict, Democracy, Division, election outcome, Emmanuel Macron, extremism, far right, far-left, France, French elections, Government, leadership, MacronCraft, national unity, political polarization, political stability, Politics, society, Warning, Wars

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Alien Abductions:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a civil war like Emmanuel Macron is talking about! but don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against far-right or far-left players, everyone is welcome to join the madness.

our server is like a battleground where you can fight for your beliefs and conquer territories like a true warrior. build your own army and show everyone who’s boss by dominating the competition.

we have insane events like giant chicken races and exploding sheep battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraft!

CraftyAging

Adversity, aging, aging process, coping, CraftyAging, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth, learning, life challenges, life lessons, Maturity, mental health, Obstacles, perseverance, personal development, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2246	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Yo, have you ever wondered why life gets harder as we get older? Like, shouldn’t it be the other way around? Well, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots fireballs! So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave all your adulting problems behind!

ArcticWorms&ChillProteins

Antarctic polychaetes, Antarctic Research, ArcticWormsChillProteins, bacterial core, bacterial diversity, cold conditions, cold-adapted bacteria, coping mechanisms, endemic species, extreme cold, metaproteomic analysis, microbial adaptation, microbial ecology, microbiome investigation, pangenomic analysis, polar ecosystems, protein function, proteins, stable microbiome, unique portfolio, widespread species

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to surviving in the coldest of conditions! our players have unlocked the power of the Antarctic polychaetes and their stable bacterial core. with a unique portfolio of proteins, you’ll be able to conquer the icy world like never before! pangenomic and metaproteomic analyses have shown us the way to ultimate survival in the harshest of environments. join us now and become a master of the cold!

EmpireMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	1242

Welcome to EmpireMC

made by Mayon and WardenMCStudios

This is a Minecraft public server EmpireMC’s Gamemode.

Our server is generally play to win not pay to win.

You can join our server on the IP Nearly in this site.

Don’t forget to vote for us.

Thank You.

play.empiremc.cbu.net:11623

LOW MC

Community, LifeSteal, Minecraft, No Lag, pay to win, PvP, Server, Smooth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Votes:	455
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

This is a great minecraft lifesteal server with no lag. This is one of the greatest lifesteal server with literally no lag and is very smooth. The server is totally not pay to win like others and is a great server to build a large comunity of your own.

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MineGenshin – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, furina, Gaming, genshin, genshin impact, Heartfelt Doodlings, Impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	7181
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Votes:	1094
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll drop your diamond sword!

We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, with events that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on caffeine.

Our current character banner features Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner – Silvershower Heartstrings (Bow) and Splendor of Tranquil Waters (Sword) are waiting to be wielded by the bravest of warriors.

Join now and claim your daily check-in rewards – they’re more satisfying than eating a golden apple!

Redeemable codes? We’ve got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures and power-ups that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the fun begin! Just be careful not to fall into a lava pit – unless you’re into that kind of thing… 😉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

CatOuttaTheBag Minecraft Server

#revelation, bitchuds, cat out the bag, cat-and-mouse game, CatOuttaTheBag, Caught in the act, Deceit, Deception, deception exposed, deception uncovered, EXPOSED, falling for tricks, game over, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, no ones falling, Secrets Revealed, Server, Tricks, truth revealed, uh oh, Unmasking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	61	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet. Don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a secret army of ninja sheep ready to protect your creations at all costs.

But beware, the server owner is actually a mischievous cat in disguise, plotting to take over the world with an army of evil chickens. Will you join forces with the resistance and stop the feline takeover, or will you succumb to the cuteness of the fluffy dictator? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!