SFV Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Void Gems Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6126
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Star Shards Collected:	69
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Falling into the Void:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	176
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crops Grown:	9094
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	9894

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	242	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7733	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	120	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	144
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!