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UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5253	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	5657	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!

MomTrackerOffLol

adulting, aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, control issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, location sharing, long distance relationships, mental health, MomTrackerOffLol, mother-daughter relationships, personal space, Reassurance, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust, understanding anxiety

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living in the city away from your anxious mother! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, your mom texts you asking if you’re okay. But wait, there’s more! She demands a family password for emergencies, just like the good old days. Will you give in to her demands or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But fear not, for we have the perfect solution for you. Join our server and unleash your inner boundary-setting skills by taking your mom off the sharing list. Watch as she flies into a rage, accusing you of being controlling and psycho. Will you stand firm in your decision or cave under the pressure of her guilt-tripping?

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about boundaries, reassurance, and dealing with an overbearing parent. Who knew that a simple game could teach you so much about yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLifeLessons

acceptance, Communication, CraftyLifeLessons, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, hindsight, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, Reflection, regrets, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9295	Potions Brewed:	181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to teach you the most important lessons in life…but in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

Join our server and learn the valuable lesson of always bringing a pickaxe when mining, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon a diamond-filled cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers!

Or how about the lesson of teamwork and communication? On our server, you’ll have to work together with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon…who just so happens to be a master of puns and dad jokes!

And let’s not forget the lesson of perseverance and determination. On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with singing chickens and lava pits, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous baby zombies on tiny motorcycles!

So why wait to learn these important life lessons when you can do it in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible on our server? Join now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a totally non-embarrassing way, of course)!

MineScape: Where PVE means Please-Vote-Elsewhere and PVP stands for Piggies vs. Parrots! Now with Skilling!

Adventurer, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, custom npc, Daily Rewards, facebook, Friends, instagram, Leaderboards, Means, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, old school runescape, Other, parrots, Pets, Piggies, PleaseVoteElsewhere, PvE, PvP, Quests, skilling, Skills, socials, stands, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

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