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PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Items Found:	5023
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	1786	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5726	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	3385
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	60	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4829
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	790
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

CraftyModi’sWarFreeZone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyModisWarFreeZone, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global Issues, India, India-Russia relations, international affairs, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, pm modi, Problems, putin, Server, Unity, War, world leaders

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8436	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.

and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.

oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.