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HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	2110	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

Agitation, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, distrust, doubt, exasperation, Frustration, incredulity, Irritation, no games, no games i dont know why, NoGamesMC, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, skepticism, suspicion, uncertainty, vexation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

Anime, character portrayal, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay thread, cosplay whores, costume play, CraftyCosplayWhores, creative expression, dressing up, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, good cosplay, Manga, Minecraft, pop culture, role-play, Sci Fi, smp, video games, Whores, Yesterday

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Crops Grown:	7868
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Votes:	7972
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	158
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition

Chernobyl, deteriorating, Edition, Iaea, International Atomic Energy Agency, nuclear crisis, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear energy, nuclear facility, nuclear inspection, Nuclear monitoring, Nuclear Plant, nuclear power, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear regulations, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nukecraft, radiation, Safety, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine’s nuclear plant

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	1748	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind!