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Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

BackyardVirusCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Mainland SMP

Active, Active players, Basic, Community, cooperative play, Essentials, fast growing, Grinding, limited plugins, Minecraft, minimal plugins, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Player Base, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Teams, traditional gameplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Potions Brewed:	93

Mainland SMP

A fast growing minecrart server, where the focus is keeping the server as vanilla and basic as possible.

We have an active player base, and a lot of teams to join and grind with.

The server limits the use of plugins. We try to limit this because we want the server to be as vanilla as possible. The plugins we use are essentials (/home , /tpa), Teams and RTP!

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APEX SMP

1.18.2, 2HR, 30, APEX SMP, Chill, dm, Economy, English, java, Mini Games, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	55

Java or Bedrock:**JAVA ONLY**

Version: **1.18.2**

Realm/Server/World: **Server**

Number of players: **30+**

Length of Play Session: **2hr+**

Gametype: **Economy/Chill/Survival**

Language: **English**

**DM**

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The Sanctum: Guaranteed to cure your block fever since 1.21! 21+ only, just like a fine wine.

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Sanctum SMP!

We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second vanilla world.

The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.

For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.

Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!

Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Is there a shop economy on the server?	Yes, the server uses a diamond based economy with no shop plugins.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, players are expected to treat others with respect and follow community guidelines outlined in the rules.
How can I join the server?	Players must first join the Discord server and undergo a short voice chat interview before being whitelisted.

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

BlockyBuddy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3629	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of getting blocked by your online crush? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, there’s no blocking allowed! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of getting ghosted by your virtual boo. Join us and never worry about getting blocked again – unless you build a giant statue of their face without permission, then all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP: 10/10 Millennial Approved

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Animals Bred:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the memes flow like water and the laughter never stops? Look no further than our server, where even millennials consider it a 10/10 experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties in the Nether with our resident zombie DJ. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a quick game of spleef.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9738	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CraftyCreeperAgeUP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Votes:	5529	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Mines Excavated:	1768	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.