sexy captions – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

>star shitters will defend this… Minecraft SMP
DEFEND, Generate, gtstar, list, long tail, Minecraft, SEPARATE, shitters, smp, star, tags, this.., up to 20
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.

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New Server IP
McAllies
admins, Chicago, CST, dedicated machine., Hardcore, map 2, Mcallies, Minecraft, Moderators, November 22nd, Plugins, PvP, Release, Server, Soup Hardcore, Sugarcane Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, xPure_Gaming
McAllies is a Minecraft server that delivers exhilarating Soup Hardcore Survival PvP with a Sugarcane Economy. Our server utilizes a combination of custom-built and publicly available plugins.
Map 2 releases on November 22nd at 7pm CST.
McAllies is managed by xPure_Gaming and a dedicated team of passionate admins and moderators. We proudly host our server on a dedicated machine located in Chicago.
mcallies.com

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New Server IP
TribeCraft Minecraft Server
Fun, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server, tribbing, TribeCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tribbing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and of course, tribbing like there’s no tomorrow. Our community is filled with players who love to get down and dirty in the most hilarious ways possible.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dance party every Saturday night at the virtual club in the server. Get ready to bust a move with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves while wearing the most ridiculous outfits you can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild, hilarious, and totally absurd adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
The Real Name Reveal Minecraft SMP
#revelation, backstory, Character, Character development, discovery, Existence, hidden past, Identity, long lost, Minecraft, Mystery, personal history, plot twist, real, real name, Reveal, secret, smp, storytelling, Surprise, unexpected, unknown, Unveiling
Are you tired of living in the shadows with a fake name? Join our Minecraft SMP and finally reveal your true identity after 30+ years of hiding! Our server is filled with secret agents, undercover spies, and double agents just waiting to expose their true selves. Who knows, you might even discover that your best friend is actually a top-secret government operative in disguise! Join now and uncover the truth behind your mysterious past in the most hilarious way possible!

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New Server IP
LegacySMP
Bravery, challenge, Chaos, Conquest, Currency, DOMINANCE, Domination, Economy, Empire, Griefing, Ip:, legend, Loot, loot stealing, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Shop, Trade, Vanilla
LegacySMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Economy PvP Server
Get Ready for a Thrilling Adventure! Build Your Empire by Creating your own shop, earn money, and dominate the economy! Trade with other players and rise to the top. PvP is Always ON: Ready for a challenge? PvP is enabled everywhere fight, loot, and conquer other players bases! Griefing Allowed: Build or destroy this is a world where nothing is safe! Claim your land or risk being raided! Custom Economy System Earn currency through jobs, quests, or by selling your loot and items to other player Huge Rewards for Dominance Get rich, become a legend, and earn incredible rewards by taking down the strongest players and stealing their loot!
Are you brave enough to take on the chaos? Server IP: Legacysmp.shockbyte.club Join now and start building your empire but watch your back! Everyone’s out for the loot.
LegacySMP.shockbyte.club:24880

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New Server IP
forsemine server Minecraft
Adventure, Bed wars, Community, Creative, forsemine, forsemine server, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Vanilla
The owner of the server “forsemine” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bullet Train Project Minecraft Server
$30 billion, bullet, Bullet Train Project, change in project norms, completion date, delayed, high-speed rail, India, India government, Japan HSR project, Japanese Shinkansen Trains, Japanese suppliers, jv, land acquisition, local constraints, Minecraft, negotiations, Pricing, Project, project norms, proposed cost, rising costs, Server, technical norms, terms, Train
Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have the most epic high speed rail system that will blow your mind! Forget about importing trains from Japan, we have our own custom-built Shinkansen trains that will zoom past your wildest expectations.
Our government and suppliers couldn’t settle on pricing and terms either, but that’s because our trains are so high-tech and advanced that they’re priceless! Plus, we had to change the technical norms of the JV because our trains are just too futuristic for the old standards.
And don’t worry about delays, our Japan HSR project in Minecraft is set to be completed by 2028, only 6 years behind schedule. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? So hop on board and join us for a wild ride on the craziest high speed rail system in the Minecraft universe!

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Tickle Tickle, LOL Minecraft SMP
funny, humor, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, smp, tickle, tickle fight, tickle me, tickle monster, tickle sensation, tickle therapy, tickle tickle, tickle tickle game, tickle tickle lol, tickle tickle meme, tickle tickle prank, tickle tickle video, tickle torture, Tickling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are always throwing dance parties and the villagers have a secret underground rollercoaster.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!

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New Server IP
WorldForge
Adventure, alliances, Battles, Conquest, dynamic, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Epic, Faction, Factions, Immersive, Lore, Nations, power, Resources, scale, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, towny system, Trading, wealth
WorldForge
Welcome to the WorldForge server! Immerse yourself in a lore-rich environment where nations rise and fall, alliances are forged, and epic battles determine the fate of the world. Here’s everything you need to get started and thrive on this unique server: Server Features Earth Map: A 1:1000 scale map of Earth serves as the setting for your nation-building and conquest adventures. Towny System: Create towns and nations, claim territories, and manage your resources effectively to dominate. Dynamic Economy: Trade, auction, and run shops to grow your wealth and power.
193.31.31.52:25653

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New Server IP
PixelCraft – The Link to Fun Minecraft Server
Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, Fun, Idol, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Link, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PixelChronicle, pixelcraft, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelStart+, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Server, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V4Mirai, VSMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the pixelated world they inhabit!
Join us for a chance to hang out with Raki Kazuki, the clumsiest girl next door who loves karaoke and ASMR. Or maybe you prefer Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who’s all about retro games and drawing. And let’s not forget about Chiaki Katsumi, the chuuni seiso girl who will take you on longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with Chio Chompi, the gremlin imouto who’s all about horror games and RPGs? Or maybe you’d rather chill with Daiya Fortuna, the dorky weird girl who loves collabs and retro games.
With original songs and covers, crazy templates, and a whole archive of content, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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