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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5960 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8150 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
