Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find a treasure chest filled with enchanted dildos. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the wild and wacky world of Minecraft pleasure you in ways you never thought possible!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… we think). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of wonder and absurdity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you there, adventurer!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.
Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).
So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and unlimited building skills. Are you ready to embark on this quest?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying dragons. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience that will make you forget all about circumcision and focus on the real pleasures of life – like building giant statues of your favorite memes and riding pigs into battle. See you in the game!
our research shows that kids raised without religion on our server are like, 69% more likely to become minecraft pros. they learn to work together, problem solve, and think creatively without any religious dogma holding them back.
join our server for a totally unique experience where u can be a virtual parent without all the guilt of forcing ur kids to believe in something they may not agree with. plus, our community is full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have u laughing for days.
so come on over and join us for a wild ride of virtual parenting and epic minecraft adventures. who needs religion when u have diamonds to mine and castles to build?
TO JOIN ON BEDROCK ADD DSPeace ON MINECRAFT FRIENDLIST.
To address the biggest issue of Vanila servers. They get boring after two weeks or so lets all be honest it’s hard to constantly play the same world unless you really love it. Here comes the twist different invaders at the end of the month will invade your world and threaten it with deletion! If the server does not manage to defeat the boss at the end of each month the world will get reset. So be prepared for different Monarchs trying to end yours and open their own domains.
But this isn’t the only thing we have! From an optimized balanced Vanila experience to custom Mechanics to improve gameplay and ease for older people playing minecraft such as unlocking all recipes at the start etc.
The economy solely being based on playtime and players, player shops and player warps to help you truly live out a premium vanila friendly experience.
If you’re interested all of this write me a dm or leave a comment! Also do note if I message you the message will go into your requests first please check that as I have a really fast response that I am excited to release this project as much as you guys are to play it. Thanks for your interest and time!
vanilla.drgnshield.com
Vanilla Server: • Classic MinecraftVanilla Server: • Classic Minecraft with Keep Inventory on Survival Server: • Land Claims • Trains • Backpacks & Storage • Ranks • Games Fair Play: No pay-to-win Cross-Platform: • Xbox players friend aethro2000
mc.aethro.net
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Whitelist-only paper server |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Datapacks | Multiplayer sleep, fast leaf decay |
A: We are looking for active, mature, and friendly players. Preferably 18+ and those comfortable in a voice chat.
A: There is a short introduction process prior to being whitelisted. Join our Discord server for more information.
A: Proximity chat may be incorporated later on. Stay tuned for updates.
A: We aim to create a safe and friendly environment for all players. Building a tight-knit community is our priority.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Baa Baa Rambo. These fearless sheep will stop at nothing to protect their woolly kingdom from any intruders. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really cozy wool sweater)!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves)!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where flags fight, sheep rule, and dragons boogie down. It’s a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!
Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only their nipple piercings as weapons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground nipple society that meets every full moon to discuss world domination plans.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the number of piercings you can fit on your nipples!
Join us and build your dream world where no one can touch your stuff without permission! Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any interference.
Don’t let your in-laws ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and enjoy some peace and quiet in your virtual world! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a stress-free gaming experience with us? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, keep our belongings safe from meddling in-laws!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream house. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit? Good times, good times.
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP if you want to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you.
we got epic battles happenin all the time, just like in real life but way more fun cuz u can respawn and keep playin! join us for the craziest war experience ever, no passport required!
plus, our community is so lit u won’t wanna leave. we got players from all over the world, just like in the real war, but way more chill and friendly. come build, fight, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast!