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Minecraft SMP: Mini Menace
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a midget sex pest who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just make sure to keep your distance from the midget sex pest, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
PixelPlay Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality! We have secret government conspiracies, hidden messages in Senate ceremonies, and even Joe Biden allegedly confessing to some shady stuff on live TV. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can uncover the truth behind it all on ours? Plus, we have exclusive access to Ashley’s film collection, apparently. So come on, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together! Just remember to bring your tinfoil hat and conspiracy theories ready. -
BlockyHR: NSFW Worker Woes
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW complaints that will make your HR department blush. From workers building inappropriate structures to scandalous roleplay, we’ve got it all! So why wait? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)! -
StinkyCraft: Where Trump’s Farts Rule and Stormy Gets Revenge!
Come join our Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high! Rumor has it that one player is taking another to court over a virtual affair gone wrong. Will justice be served in the pixelated world? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the virtual courtroom showdown of the century! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a front-row seat to the chaos! -
Glasses Are Really Versatile Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because on our server, glasses-wearing girls magically transform into beautiful beings when they take them off. And if that’s not enough, girls wearing glasses will flash you cute grins that will melt your heart. But wait, there’s more! Boys with glasses on our server have a suspicious gleam in their eyes that can either make them look cool or be the butt of a joke.But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can switch up your glasses style and color based on your mood, just like picking out different dishes at a buffet. Imagine Luna trying on different glasses or Marine ditching her eyepatch for a stylish pair of frames. And hey, who wouldn’t want to see the whole hololive crew rocking some trendy glasses at HoloComi? Glasses for everyone, it’s a must-have accessory on our server! So come join us and let’s make glasses the hottest trend in Minecraft history!
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CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!
People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally! -
Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21
Minecraft Server Overview
Version Java + Bedrock 1.21 Features - Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming
- Fractals for custom player-created items
- Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm
- Active community with 5-10 players online daily
- Discord with 150+ members
FAQ
Question Answer What is a Fractal? A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons. How can I join the server? You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7 -
Barking Dog Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out! -
Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach
Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!