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Crafty Memory Minecraft Server

ANCESTORS, ancestral heritage, ancestral history, ancestral sex, Crafty, familial genetics, familial history, familial lineage, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, generational history, generational sex, genetic heritage, heritage, lineage, Memory, Minecraft, Server, sexual ancestry, sexual genealogy, sexual genetics, sexual history, sexual lineage

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you come from a long line of sex-havers! Yes, that’s right, every single one of your ancestors has gotten down and dirty to ensure your existence. Join us and continue the tradition of being a part of a family tree filled with passionate love-making!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll find the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Horny Enderman who can’t stop checking you out, or the Seductive Creeper who winks at you before exploding in a cloud of heart-shaped confetti.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Love Shack” area, where players can build their own romantic getaways complete with heart-shaped beds, rose petal trails, and mood-setting music discs playing in the background.

So come on over and join our server, where love is in the air and the only thing more abundant than diamonds is the passion of your ancestors!

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4507
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6303
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	69

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1717
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	111
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.