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ChillChat Minecraft Server

added someone, Admit, ChillChat, Conversation, cool down, Country, Fault, first time, Friend, Game, Help, man, Minecraft, retarded, robros, Server, sexual innuendos, social media, turbofaggot

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mines Excavated:	1886
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7258	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with turbofaggots, sexual innuendos, and the quest to find a fren robro who won’t make your first time be with a man! Our server is so insane, you’ll admit you’re retarded for not joining sooner. So come on in and let’s make some crazy memories together!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Cyber Security, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, Government, homeland security, innovation, Minecraft, monitor, national security, Officials, online activity, Posts, risk management, Server, social media, spacex, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, threat assessment, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	7551
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1469
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	3

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7041
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3026	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	4559	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8859	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	819019
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!