Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Votes:	8267
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	2674	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2494	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	808
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

MineSex Minecraft Server

Connection, desire, emotional impact, Haunting, Intimacy, intimacy issues, longing, Memory, Minecraft, MineSex, past experiences, personal reflection, physical sensation, psychological impact, regret, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sex, sexual experience, sexual frustration, Trauma, vaginal wall

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Void Armor Forged:	23
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

19yo, bicurious, blocktopia, cuck, feet, femdom, fetish, Friends, Girlfriend, guce4, guce426m, Incest, instagram, irls, jerking off, kik, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online relationships, Roleplay, Server, sexual frustration, sub

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HangryCraft SMP

Appetite, biological urges, bodily needs, control, cravings, Endurance, HangryCraft, horny, human experience, Hunger, patience, persistence, physical sensations, primal instincts, Release, Relief, satisfaction, self-discipline, sexual desire, sexual frustration, smp, Waiting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

HornyJailCraft

detention, detention center, funny, guilty pleasure, horny, horny jail, HornyJailCraft, humor, incarceration, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, Naughty, Online Community, Prison, punishment, relatable, sexual frustration, social media, viral

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	423	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””

Anime, Beard, dating apps, give up, GiveUpCraft, gym, hair loss, Incels, jestermaxxing, khhv, loser betas, lower standards, Minecraft, nofap, pua, redpill, Server, sexual frustration, six-pack, TRÊN, Unironically, video games, weight

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

BlockBust, libido, Masturbation, masturbation frequency, Minecraft, orgasm intensity, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure techniques, self pleasure tips, self-care, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, weak orgasms

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	52344
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of weak orgasms and looking for a new way to release that pent-up energy? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and exhilarating challenges. Our community is so stimulating, you won’t even miss your usual solo activities. So come on, give your hand a break and join us for some blocky fun!

DelusionalCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, crazy, Delusional, DelusionalCraft, Friend, friendship, justification, local artist, love, musician, Obsession, purpose, reaction, Scary, Support, Unhealthy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	89	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a purpose in life? Look no further than our server! Just like how this local musician gave my friend his purpose, our server will do the same for you.

Join us and experience transcendental performances by our virtual artists, who will make you question what love really is. Our server is so amazing that you’ll compare it to your real life and wonder “What does reality have that this server doesn’t?”

Interact with our virtual spouses (yes, you read that right) and experience love like never before. You’ll be in love with our server in no time, even if you’ve never interacted with it outside of being a player.

Go to great lengths to be a part of our server community, even if it means spending all your resources just to get our attention. You’ll find your purpose in our server, just like my friend found his in that local musician.

So come join us and experience the crazy, delusional, and downright outrageous fun that awaits you. And remember, no matter how obsessed you become with our server, don’t forget to take breaks for real life events like funerals. See you in the game!

CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer, Confidence, conviction, deep knowing, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, personal truth, Resolute, Steadfast, unshakable conviction, Unshakeable, unswerving, unwavering, unwavering faith

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	7482
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Votes:	2942
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, blocky, console, CreeperCrafters, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming recommendation, Hidden Gem, must play, Overlooked, overlooked game, PS5, Recommendation, top game, try, Ultimate, Underrated, underrated game, underrated gem, video game, why, Worth Playing?

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	101
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RedHandCraft, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	57434
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	8046
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	986819	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	156	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

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