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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6869 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4740 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 1102 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!