🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8543 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
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