Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.
Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of rubbing your pixelated cock on all sorts of blocky surfaces. From towering castles to deep underground caves, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your virtual adventures with.
So come on, join our server and show off your non-traditional virginity with pride. Who needs penis in vagina or anus sex when you can have a whole world of fun right at your fingertips?
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the beat of the Macarena. Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued as the player tried to out-dance the llamas to claim their loot?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of feathers and bragging rights for life.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.
We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!
Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!
NAVAL AMPHIBIOUS BASE CORONADO
“We train for war and fight to win…”
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⚓Who are the Navy SEALs? – Established by President John F. Kennedy in 1962, the Navy SEALs are a nimble, elite maritime military force suited for all aspects of unconventional warfare. In this role, you will provide immediate military relief in crises around the world.
⚓What is a milsim? – A MilSim, an abbreviation of military simulation, refers to live-acted simulation of armed conflict scenarios. The goal of this Minecraft milsim group is to replicate groups that spring from Roblox and their military simulator communities. Therefore, we attempt to perform as realistic as possible, trying to replicate the duties and struggles past and present have done for us.
⚓How is the team organized? – Platoons can be structured to operate as 8-man Squads, 4-man Fire Teams, or 2-man Sniper/Reconnaissance Teams, as required. It is this organizational structure that makes the NSW force light, mobile, swift, flexible, effective and virtually undetectable. Each platoon has a Navy Commander (O-5) in charge. A SEAL platoon consists of two junior officers and 14 enlisted. It is led by the more senior of the two officers, a Navy Lieutenant (O-3).
⚓How do I get started? – Simply fill out the application form. Answer as thoroughly as possible. Your probability to getting accepted is dependent upon how well-structured your sentences and explanations are, as well as the specific criteria involved. After your application is filled out, you are required to accomplish the following:
• 1 event of Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) Training• 1 event of SEAL Qualification Training• 1 event of Parachute Jump School
*As soon as you attend your first event, you become a Seaman. When you accomplish all 3 trainings, you are promoted to Petty Officer 3rd Class [E-4]. From there, you will be put into a position and would be permitted to attend Navy SEAL missions.*
YOUTUBE VIDEOS:
CQB (Close Quarter Combat) Training:
https://youtu.be/zN-5OGCE1G0?si=hMNetluygxCNUe9A
Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training (BUD/S):
https://youtu.be/u83jSUGP1eI?si=auCTZfi4BrY3HTXr
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DISCORD MILITARY GROUP LINK:
https://discord.gg/RfEjCBCZXb
KEEP NOTE: Server will be unwhitelisted during training times/events/missions, so it would be wise to join the discord for info.
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“The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday…”
navy.minekeep.gg
| Features | 100% Vanilla gameplay |
|---|---|
| Plugins | Administrative only (no interference with gameplay) |
| Unique Selling Points | No grief, stealing, unwanted pvp; No world border |
| Rules | No griefing, cheating, stealing, unwanted pvp |
A: CommunityCraft Vanilla SMP offers a pure, unmodified version of the game with unique features such as no grief, stealing, or unwanted pvp, and no world border.
A: The server does not have claims, locked chests, or plugins that interfere with the vanilla SMP experience. There are also no donations, voting, or ranks.
A: CoreProtect is used to moderate stealing and griefing. Players caught engaging in such activities will be banned and their actions rolled back.
A: Players can expect a challenging survival experience on hard difficulty, with the freedom to go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build something incredible.
Server IP: 38.133.155.215 Join now before we whitelist! See our discord when you join!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always willing to help you out… unless you cross them. Rumor has it that one player tried to steal another player’s diamond armor and ended up getting pranked so hard, they had to build a new base from scratch!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers with top hats and monocles, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.
So why do you hate her so much? Maybe it’s because she hasn’t joined our server yet! Don’t miss out on all the fun and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server… or the next victim of a hilarious prank!
And as for how a guy like this gets a girlfriend? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve had players meet their significant others while battling dragons, building epic castles, and even taming virtual unicorns. Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server like ours?
So come join us and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most unexpected romances. Who knows, you might just find love in a virtual blocky world!
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.
So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!
Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.
So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Server Name | ExeosCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Server Version | 1.17+ |
| Server IP (Java) | play.ExeosCraft.com |
| Server IP (Bedrock) | play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 |
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.
A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.
A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.
A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.
A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.
A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.
A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.
A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.
A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.
A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.
