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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7974 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
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Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!