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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9344 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
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