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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9143 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Our server is like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, our world is a never-ending rollercoaster of wackiness.
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who needs a campaign view when you can have a front-row seat to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!