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  • Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

    Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6141
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8207 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

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    karlssonSMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/pwgood-mineshield/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    • Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    • Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    • Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    • Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    • Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    • 10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    • Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    • Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    • Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    • Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    • Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    • Location: Europe
    • Current Version: 1.21

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

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  • CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

    CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 2557
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

    The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3846
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

    Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

    HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5581
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2905 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

    Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

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  • OpinionatedSisGTFO

    OpinionatedSisGTFO
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3079
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

    Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

    But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

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  • DeifDownInCraft

    DeifDownInCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5920
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

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  • MetalManiaCraft

    MetalManiaCraft
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7262
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

    This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

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  • CraftyAzurLaneServer

    CraftyAzurLaneServer
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6932
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

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    🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

    But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

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  • DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

    DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6145
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 960 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70

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    Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 3825
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Ores Mined: 5954
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

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    Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

    We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

    Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

    Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

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