Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).
And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.
So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.
Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!
But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!
So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!
1. Our spawn area is a giant hot tub filled with friendly creepers giving out free massages. 2. Our server mascot is a chicken riding a pig wearing a top hat and monocle. 3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players who lose in PvP battles have to do the Chicken Dance for an hour straight. 4. Our admin team consists of highly trained monkeys who can build entire castles in a matter of seconds. 5. Every full moon, we have a special event where all players have to speak in Shakespearean English or be cursed with exploding sheep.
So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride of madness and mayhem on this epic Minecraft server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting jumped by a pack of evil bunnies or being challenged to a build battle by a talking llama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We play favorites in family court – but only if you’re on our side! Women will learn to be less greedy and selfish by working together to build the most epic virtual kingdom ever seen.
Homewreckers beware, if you dare violate the sanctity of monogamy on our server, you’ll be imprisoned for a minimum of 5 years and put on the virtual sex offender list for being a filthy, blocky whore.
Domestic battery? Not on our watch! Women will be punished just as harshly as men, because equality means everyone gets hit with a virtual banhammer.
Slut shaming is back, baby! Get ready to be fined and penalized for your scandalous pixelated behavior.
So join us on our quest to make marriage great again – because why invest in an unworthy woman when you can invest in building a virtual empire with us? Say goodbye to that noise – and hello to a marriage-saving Minecraft adventure!
vanilla-universe.apexmc.co
ufo.MCPEhost.ru:22978
Hi my server is hungary it player max 6000 pls join 10 player =moderator count -creative-survival -fullpvp -parkour TGF ON Builder,Staff
SkyZone.aternos.me
New Pixelmon server! no p2w, proximity chat, housing system and more! Feel free to join anytime server has updates and daily events as well!
51.81.171.170:25590
play.capcraftmc.tk:25578
mc.chilland.su
The CavernsMC Network is a friendly place for crafters to experience Minecraft as it was meant to be, without paywalls. In our network, we have a semi-vanilla survival server, a parkour server, and an upcoming duels/PVP server, each with their own unique features. Our pledge is to remain as fair as possible, while still being able to fund the server, and add new and exciting features. Our server is ever-expanding and always improving, so please feel free to let us know what you would like to see in our community discord. You can join our discord by heading to https://cavernsmc.com/discord and our server is available at play.cavernsmc.com so feel free to join both.
play.cavernsmc.com
Join vanillapvp.net! Vanilla Event Network is a hub for all 1.9+ PvPers in the MC community to come together, create a kit, and fight your fellow friends or foes. With creative access, players are allowed to make whatever kit they want with minimal restrictions to keep the server safe. Fight in arenas or in the open survival world for a survival PvP taste.
vanillapvp.net
EcoNetwork is a Towny/Survival Geopolitical Minecraft Server Featuring; 1:750 Earth Map, Nations (Create or Join a Nation/Town), Start Wars, and Peace Treaties, We’ve also got an economy system. Can you build the strongest and richest nation?Come and conquer the world now!
play.econetwork.lol
Do not believe? Come in!IP: inmine.ru:19132Version: 1.7
inmine.ru:19131