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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of boring, basic background characters in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where we have banned Nobara for being canonically ugly and useless! Our server is filled with only the most fabulous and exciting characters, so say goodbye to boring designs and hello to epic adventures. Plus, our server is so awesome that even Gojo himself never talked to Nobara – that’s how exclusive we are! Join now and leave those shitbara fans in the dust.

YoasobiCraft Minecraft Server

animated adaptation, animated series, anime adaptation, binge-worthy, comedy, Cute Characters, Entertainment, Fun, Heartwarming, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kawaii, light-hearted, Minecraft, must watch, Original Story, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Thoughts, unique concept, Yoasobi Gurashi, YoasobiCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate lazy person’s dream come true!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual minions who will do all the mining and crafting for you. That’s right, sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual empire grows without you lifting a finger.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

MommaNoGriefMC

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict, deployment, family, homecoming, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, MommaNoGriefMC, Mother, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, sisters, Support, Surprise, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2166
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pushy moms who ruin your surprise homecoming plans? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have some peace and quiet? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and build a virtual 1 bedroom apartment where you can hide from your mom and enjoy some quality time with your virtual wife. No more interruptions, just you, your wife, and your pets living your best Minecraft life.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can have sex wherever and whenever you please without any judgment. Let your virtual wife know how much you appreciate her by showing her some Minecraft love in every corner of your virtual home.

So say goodbye to pushy moms and hello to a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – building a happy virtual life with your virtual family. Join now and start crafting your own outrageous stories today!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge watching, calming, channel, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, Happiness, inspiration, mental health, MineTubeComfort, motivation, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the YouTube channel of your dreams! Imagine if PewDiePie and MrBeast had a baby and that baby started a Minecraft server – that’s us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a pet panda that can do your homework for you and a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks.

But that’s not all – our community is like a family of derpy llamas who love to build giant statues of themselves and have dance parties in the Nether. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the YouTube channel of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna be lit, fam!

RegretCraft: Noobs Welcome!

acceptance, Choices, consequences, emotions, good decisions, hindsight, judgment, learning, MISTAKES, moving forward, Noobs, outcomes, personal growth, rationality, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self-doubt, uncertainty

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken. u can also find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy where u can eat ur way to victory.

if u join now, u will receive a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes and can fly u to the moon for a disco party with aliens.

but beware, there is a hidden dungeon filled with evil llamas who will challenge u to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into chickens.

so come on, join the madness and make good decisions that u will definitely regret later on!

ParkourParkinsons-DBS_FUN

brain function, Brain Stimulation Therapy, Deep Brain Stimulation, dopamine, Immediate Effects, long-term effects, mechanisms, Motor Symptoms, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological Impact, Neurological Improvement, Neurological Research, neurological treatment, neurology, neurosurgery, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsDBS_FUN, surgical procedure, Treatment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Votes:	8454	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! come join our server where we use deep brain stimulation mechanisms to make ur minecraft experience out of this world!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly ur brain gets a jolt of energy that makes u mine faster than u ever thought possible. or maybe u’re in a pvp battle and ur brain gets a boost that makes u the ultimate warrior.

but wait, there’s more! our long-term effects will have u coming back for more. ur brain will be so stimulated that u’ll be building epic structures in no time. ur creativity will be off the charts!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience minecraft like never before. who needs regular old gameplay when u can have ur brain stimulated to the max? let’s get weird, let’s get crazy, let’s get brain-stimulated!

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

5 am, Breakfast, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, country time, CraftyCrackOfDawn, early morning, early riser, global morning, international time, Minecraft, morning beverage, morning drink, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Server, time check, time difference, time zones, Wake Up

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

amerilard, CHEESEBURGER, crawled, Disgusting, fast food, fatblobs, feeling bad, indulgence, McDonalds, Minecraft, obesity, overeating, pepsi, scale, ScaleCrawler, self loathing, Server, Slug, small fries, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, weigh 65kg, weight gain

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magic Items Found:	4796
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

PeePeePrincessServer

bedwetter, bedwetting denial, chronic bedwetter, compassion, emotional toll., family dynamics, Family Support, household conflicts, hygiene issues, parenting challenges, PeePeePrincessServer, personal hygiene, Resentment, sibling problems, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage bedwetting, teenage behavior, teenage issues, teenage struggles

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bedwetting you’ll find is when someone spills their water while building a water slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t find any soaked diapers lying around? Look no further! Our server is clean and hygienic, unlike some households we won’t name. Plus, we promise that no one will blame their wet diapers on their little sister here.

Forget about dealing with a stinky house and a sister who can’t smell her own accidents – on our server, the only thing that stinks is the competition! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, it’s not selfish to want a clean and pleasant environment, so come on over and leave the mess behind!

BirdFluCraft

avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluCraft, contamination, findings, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health risks, heat treatment, infectious diseases, microbiology, pasteurization, poultry industry, Prevention, public health, research, scientific discovery, study, Transmission, Virus, virus survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!