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Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Rivals Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Void Armor Forged:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because Marvel Rivals is here to save the day! Join our server and pick from a wide range of Marvel heroes and villains to battle it out in epic 6v6 team-based matches.

But wait, there’s more! We have leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind, like a dancing Deadpool and a singing Thanos. Our latest patch notes include balancing changes such as giving Hulk a tutu for extra agility.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Ironman skin gift code that will make your character look like a disco ball on steroids. So what are you waiting for? Join Marvel Rivals now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Cool_Cat_Kik Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for our weekly “Kik sesh” where we gather around a virtual campfire and share the most ridiculous stories from our Minecraft journeys. From accidentally setting our houses on fire to getting chased by a pack of angry llamas, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like chicken jousting and egg tossing. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of feathers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life on “Kik sesh”!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Buildings Constructed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Mega NEET INCEL Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, dreaming of conquering the world like a Roman emperor? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and live out your wildest fantasies of world domination without ever leaving your computer chair.

Our server is filled with epic quests, insane battles, and even the chance to become a psychic detective who reunites missing kids with their families. Who needs therapy or pills when you have a Minecraft server that can fulfill all your delusional desires?

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft emperor!

Crafty Croatian SMP – 500k to 1

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you a Croatian American looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is filled with Croatian American players who have settled all over the virtual world, just like their real-life counterparts in the US.

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans as we build our virtual Croatian American community one block at a time. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual version of your long-lost cousin who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper attack.

So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have virtual sarma parties every Saturday night! You won’t want to miss out on the fun.

Asuka’s Attitude Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Emeralds Found:	6514	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3394	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Asuka.

Legend has it that Asuka once built an entire castle made out of nothing but diamond blocks. And when a group of griefers tried to destroy it, she unleashed a horde of angry chickens on them, causing chaos and mayhem like never before seen in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Asuka is known for her epic pranks, like the time she replaced all the trees in the server with giant mushrooms, or when she turned the entire ocean into a sea of lava just for fun.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness Asuka’s crazy antics firsthand, as well as create your own insane adventures in a world where anything is possible. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

/Warung/ /Kopi/ /Minecraft/ /SMP/

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7523	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Farms Harvested:	923	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Santa Lucia Edition! Join us as we unite to talk in-depth about Indonesian VTubers, because why talk about building blocks when you can discuss rrats, numbers, and auditions instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and wild happenings behind-the-scenes. From epic debuts to dramatic graduations, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have a Divegrass (Football) Team that will kick your butt in the virtual field.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can dive into the madness of Santa Lucia Edition? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Welcome Back To /b/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the pigs can fly! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus King, a villainous ruler who commands an army of zombie villagers. Only the bravest of players dare to challenge him and claim his throne for themselves.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Enjoy your stay, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

My Thoughts on the 2024 Game Awards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Star Shards Collected:	201
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	169	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, just know that Astro Bot totally deserves the GOTY award for being the most lit game out there. Plus, our server is filled with out-of-this-world builds that will make you feel like you’re in a whole other galaxy.
Forget about The Witcher 4, we’ve got our own crazy stories going on in our SMP. Rumor has it that Ciri has joined our server and she’s slaying mobs left and right with her epic skills. Who needs Geralt when you’ve got Ciri on your side?
And don’t even get me started on the music in our SMP. We’ve got FF7 Rebirth playing in the background 24/7, and let me tell you, the soundtrack is so fire that even creepers stop in their tracks to listen. So come join us and experience the epicness for yourself!

Country Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with the same old boring friends from your country? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and make friends from all over the world, because who needs friends in your own country when you can have friends from Antarctica, Mars, or even the Upside Down?

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills. So if you want to test your might against the infamous Herobrine, come join us!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of all time…the rainbow unicorn pig! Yes, you read that right. These majestic creatures roam our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. So if you want to ride a rainbow unicorn pig into battle, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs friends in your country when you can have friends from all corners of the Minecraft universe?