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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 107 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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