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CraftyUkrainianWarrior

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarrior, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, first time, international relations, long tail tag, Military, News, Report, russia, SECURITY, strike, Target, Tension, Ukraine, warplane

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Void Gems Collected:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**” and russia is all like “oh no u didn’t” and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CosmicVoidCraft

astronomical, atoms, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic emptiness, cosmic mysteries, cosmic perspective, Cosmic Wonders, CosmicVoidCraft, emptiness, empty space, Infinite, Interstellar, Planets, quantum physics, scientific discovery, space exploration, Universe, vacuum, vast, Void

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5587	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Votes:	2790

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is like, mostly empty space man! like, you got atoms and planets and the whole universe just chillin in this vast vacuum, like whoa dude.

we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.

come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.

join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).

so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!

ShrinkLaserChipCraft

advanced research., chip-integrated laser, compact lasers, cost-effective lasers, fiber-based lasers, innovation, laser development, laser technology, miniaturization, optical technology, photonics, portable lasers, scientific breakthrough, ShrinkLaserChipCraft, small chip, super laser, Swiss innovation, Swiss research, Swiss scientists, Technology, World First

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	749724
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHRUNK a super laser onto a tiny chip JUST LIKE swiss scientists did! imagine having the power of a GIANT laser in the palm of your hand, ready to blast away any pesky creepers or griefers that come your way.

our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!

HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Avg, Beginning, Block logging, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Griefing, Hate Speech, HEARTATTACK, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, LOSING, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, No Griefing, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, Purpur, Reset, Resets, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Store, Technical, Virginia, wild command

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2494
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win Store	0% pay-to-win store (verify at here)
Established	October 2018
World Features	– Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here
Additional Features	– Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.

Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?

A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?

A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.

Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

body check, broil, dps healer, dps healing skills, dps mitigation, dress glam, FFXIV, funhouse, glare, healer main, healing difficulty, Mechanics, Minecraft, new dungeons, playtester, rezzing, Rotation, savage, SCHsissies, Server, sge, tank mitigations, Ultimate

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, audios, Chuubas, explicit content, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtuber community, indie vtubers, lewd audios, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, lewd tributes, Minecraft, Sekuhara, Server, sustained lewd discussion, The Plant Hag, tributes, VtuberCraft, Western indie vtubers, Western Vtuber Porn, wvp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into the Plant Hag Edition! Why should you join? Well, this is a place where you can discuss indie vtubers in the most lewd and outrageous way possible without any judgment!

Imagine building your own virtual shrine dedicated to your favorite indie vtuber, complete with fan art, fanfiction, and even audios that will make you blush. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are invited to join in on the fun!

In our last thread, things got so wild that even the creepers blushed. So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s see just how far we can push the boundaries of Minecraft!

NoHouseForInLaws Minecraft Server

Communication, designer clothes, family, finances, fiscally responsible, future plans, Gadgets, House, housing market, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, NoHouseForInLaws, only child, parents, Priorities, relationship, Retirement, Sacrifices, savings, Server, young couples

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	769713	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1751
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values…but not at the expense of your own future! Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures as we build our dream homes and start our virtual families.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.

Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!

DadCraft: No Aisle Walks!

absent father, Aisle, DadCraft, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, father-daughter communication, father-daughter conflict, father-daughter relationship struggles, father’s absence, father’s absence at events, father’s absence consequences, father’s absence impact, father’s excuses, father’s involvement, father’s presence, father’s role, major life events, parental support, Walks, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you down like my dad did? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike my absentee father. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will never miss your major life events – unless it’s because they’re too busy playing on the server themselves!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of their absentee father out of diamond blocks. Every time they logged on, they would punch the statue in frustration, but it never broke – just like their dad’s promises. It became a symbol of resilience and determination, and the player eventually built a whole city around it, dedicated to all the things their dad missed in their life.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can build your own symbolic statues, create your own crazy stories, and never have to worry about missing out on the fun. And hey, maybe one day your dad will log on too and finally see what he’s been missing!

BlockbusterMania

all-time favorite, Beloved, Binge, BlockbusterMania, Cinema, cinematic gem, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, Marathon, memorable, Movie, must see, Nostalgia, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, top pick, watch

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie more than 10 times ever again! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to watch movies anymore. Plus, we have a secret underground cinema where we screen all the latest blockbusters in pixelated glory. So come join us and say goodbye to movie marathons!

JetFighterWars Minecraft Server

aerial combat, air strike, conflict escalation, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, fighter jet, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JetFighterWars, latest-generation, military aggression, Military Aircraft, military conflict, military confrontation, military defense, military technology, Minecraft, national security, russia, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we hit latest-generation Russian fighter jets for fun! we got crazy PvP battles with jets flying all over the place, it’s like Top Gun meets Minecraft.

our spawn area is a replica of the Kremlin, but with a twist – it’s made entirely out of diamond blocks. you can even ride a diamond-encrusted bear into battle, how cool is that?

we have custom plugins that let you summon a giant chicken army to attack your enemies, or turn the entire map into a giant lava pit. it’s chaos, but in a good way.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ukrainian missile strike, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!