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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6984 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 9204 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a village full of talking cows. Yes, you heard that right – talking cows! They were gossiping about who had the biggest udders and debating whether or not they should start a dairy farm. It was utter chaos, but also utterly hilarious.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd encounters await you in our zany world. And hey, if you think someone’s tits are too big, well, that’s just another day in our SMP!