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RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Votes:	1985	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dimension Hops:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the only way to mine diamonds is by using a wooden pickaxe. Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. I know, mind blown!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

UnlickedPixels

Bacteria, bacteria buildup, body part, cleanliness, germs, health, health concerns, hygiene, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, least licked, neglected body parts, oral health, oral hygiene, overlooked areas, personal care, saliva, Tongue, tongue scraping, uncommonly licked areas, UnlickedPixels

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a licking good time! Join us and explore our world filled with majestic landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and of course, plenty of opportunities to lick the least licked body part.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the least licked body part is actually the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. Imagine the possibilities of what you could discover by venturing into uncharted territory and giving that neglected body part some much-needed attention.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on a licking quest like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the ultimate secret of the least licked body part and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

DenmarkCraft Server: No Walls, Just Blocks!

blocks, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controversy, denmark, Denmark-US relations, DenmarkCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Mette Frederiksen, Négotiation, phone call, Politics, Server, threat, trump, united states, walls, Withdrawal, world news

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7103
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

so, like, you wanna join our server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a rollercoaster of fun and craziness! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you for a week. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by none other than president trump himself? yeah, he called up our PM Mette Frederiksen and was like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta check it out.” so, like, if you wanna be on the same wavelength as the president, you better join us now.

plus, we have a special event where you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. it’s like the battle of the century, i tell ya. so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin!

KyivCraft: Bigger & Better Than Russia!

Army, BIGGER….., comparison, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european security, Geopolitics, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, military balance, military capabilities, nato, power, russia, SIZE, strength, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	9831
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine’s army is so big it’s bigger than russia’s! we got epic battles goin on 24/7, u gotta see it to believe it! build ur own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness! join now and be part of the madness!

Galactic Puzzle Quest

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, Challenging, complex systems, data analysis, discovery, Exploration, form, Galactic, Hypothesis, planetary formation, Planetary Systems, puzzle, Quest, research, Scientific, Scientific inquiry, Space, theory, Understanding, Universe

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	3690
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be challenging scientific understanding of how planetary systems form up in here! Like, we got aliens and astronauts and all that jazz roaming around, building space stations and rocket ships and whatnot.

You wanna be part of the intergalactic crew, exploring new worlds and battling space monsters? Then you gotta join this server, cuz we be taking Minecraft to a whole new level, yo! Plus, we got like, zero gravity zones and anti-gravity boots that make you jump super high.

So, if you wanna be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever, come join us on this server and let’s blast off to infinity and beyond, baby! Let’s show those scientists how it’s really done in space!

MineParty.org

animal slaughter, bedrock edition, Challenges, Coins, competitive, crossplay, dynamic, Entertainment, java edition, Leaderboards, Minecart Racing, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, party games, Prestige, rankings, Survival Games, teamwork, Upgrades

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to MineParty.org! Get ready for the ultimate party games experience! MineParty is your go-to mini-game server packed with fast-paced fun, competitive excitement, and endless entertainment.

Why Join MineParty? Tons of Mini-Games: Play over 20 exciting games like Spleef, TNT Run, The Dropper, Hot Potato, Quake, Pig Fishing, and more!

Play with Friends: Team up with your friends in parties and dominate the leaderboards.

Crossplay Enabled: Enjoy the fun on both Java and Bedrock editions – everyone can join the party!

Action-Packed Fun: Challenge yourself with dynamic mini-games like Parkour, Animal Slaughter, Survival Games, and Minecart Racing.

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BarrioCraft

Abilities, BarrioCraft, battle pass, Battles, Builder, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Economy, Events, Explorer, fighter, gameplay, Gear, Minecraft, Nations, Races, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, towny adventure, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Discover the Ultimate Towny Adventure!

Welcome to BarrioCraft, the Minecraft server that redefines the Towny experience! Dive into a world of endless possibilities, featuring:

Towny Gameplay – Build and grow your own town, form nations, and shape a vibrant community. Unique Races – Choose your race and unlock special abilities to make your gameplay truly one-of-a-kind. Custom Enchantments – Explore a vast array of enchantments to enhance your gear and gain the edge in battles. Battle Pass Challenges – Take on exciting tasks, level up, and earn epic rewards! And So Much More! – From engaging events to an active community, there’s always something to enjoy.

Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, BarrioCraft has something for everyone. Cast your vote, join the fun, and become part of an unforgettable journey today!

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IndieCraft World 1.21.1

1.21.1, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, global cinema., indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, Mint, non-english vtubers, OC material, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, world, youtube equivalent

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5848
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’re like /lig/ but in Minecraft form, where we celebrate all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more. Why join? Because we’re the VIP club for the cool kids who love supporting smaller streamers. Plus, we have a special section for those 499view oshis who are on the cusp of greatness.

Our server is like a chaotic blend of Twitch partners and YouTube stars, all coming together to create a wacky and wonderful community. And don’t worry about corporate branding here – we’re all about the independent spirit and lack of oversight that makes each streamer unique.

So come join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where the only rule is to have fun and support your favorite indie vtubers. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right – ducks. What are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the fun begin!

GF’s BFF Booted Minecraft Server

aita, barn cats, BFF, Booted, camper trailer, Cats, chickens, COLLAR, Disrespect, dog, emergency vet visit, Friend, Frustration, gfs, Girlfriend, Kids, LEAVING, Livestock, Minecraft, neighbors, Server, Upset

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with chickens, cows, and dogs that just can’t seem to get along.

Experience the thrill of trying to keep your livestock safe from a troublemaking dog, all while navigating the complexities of living with your girlfriend’s friend in a camper trailer. Will you be able to keep the peace and protect your property, or will chaos reign supreme?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in animal wrangling and conflict resolution! Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

MessyMinecraftMayhem

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, DISHES, equality, Expectations, Fairness, Frustration, household chores, Laundry, living together, MessyMinecraftMayhem, pettiness, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, roommates, shared living, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. But wait, there’s more – our server is the perfect place to practice your laundry skills!

Are you tired of your partner not helping with household chores? Fear not, on our server, you can show off your laundry expertise by organizing virtual clothes in the most chaotic way possible. Socks with bras, pants in the closet – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra sassy, you can even teach your virtual partner a lesson by refusing to clean up after them. Let them come home to dirty work shirts and dishes in the sink while you kick back and relax in your virtual world.

So, if you’re ready for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience, join our server now and let the fun begin!