SEVENTEEN Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMature: Where even the creepers have more maturity than ‘femanon’

adult board, adult board u, CraftyMature, CREEPERS, femanon, femanon gtfo, gtfo, long trail, Maturity, SEVENTEEN, u look seventeen

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of being told to GTFO because you look too young? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all ages, even if you look seventeen but are actually a 90-year-old granny! Join us for some wild adventures and build your dream world where age is just a number and fun is endless. Plus, we have a secret underground club where only the oldest players are allowed – so get ready to party like it’s 1899!

Minecraft server: /m2g/ – Minecraft 2 General

bug tracker, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, general, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, m2g, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond sword of gaming!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us!

We’ve got more lore than a library in the End dimension and more updates than a redstone contraption. Plus, our bug tracker is so efficient that even Herobrine can’t mess with our gameplay.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got stats that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And our news and streams are so entertaining that even the villagers stop trading just to watch.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether!

/poeg/ – Minecraft SMP Path of Exile Edition

Autoxertion edition, Closed Beta Soon, Compiled Links, Edition, Exile, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile closed beta, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile forum, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile tools, Path of Exile utilities, POE 2, poeg, prior thread, Settlers of Kalguur, Settlers of Kalguur website, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2188
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane world of Settlers of Kalguur, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

In this server, you can expect to encounter wild mobs that have been mutated by a mysterious force known only as Autoxertion. These mobs are not your average creepers and zombies – they have special abilities and will stop at nothing to take you down. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and utilities at your disposal to fend them off.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where PoE 2 is in closed beta. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and gain access to the highly anticipated game before anyone else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a crazy adventure filled with danger, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of laughter. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after playing on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BabyCraftHospSisDrama

BabyCraftHospSisDrama, c-section, communication breakdown, difficult times, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family relationships, high risk pregnancy, lack of empathy, medical crisis, NICU, personal struggles, pregnancy hormones, premature baby, selfish behavior, sibling dynamics, sister support, support system, Tension

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Items Found:	7316
Void Gems Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2285
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!

Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your virtual sister goes on a trip and leaves you hanging with a premature virtual baby in the NICU. Will you hang up on her during a call or try to mend the virtual family drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, passive-aggressive text messages, and unresolved tension that will keep you on the edge of your virtual seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience virtual family drama like never before?

Join our server now and get ready to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to log off!

CelebLuvr Minecraft SMP

admired personalities, beloved celebrities, beloved icons, beloved stars, CelebLuvr, celebrity crushes, celebrity idols, famous idols, famous people, favorite celebrities, global icons, iconic figures, Minecraft, most loved celebrity, popular figures, public figures, smp, universally admired, universally adored, universally cherished, universally loved

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mines Excavated:	4455	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Who is the most universally loved celebrity? Well, it’s obviously the owner of our Minecraft SMP server! Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a carrot and a smile. Join our server and bask in the glory of playing alongside the most legendary Minecraft player of all time. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Creep-Free Flirting Craft

approachability, Body language, Boundaries, Charm, Communication, Confidence, consent, conversation starters, Craft, CreepFree, DATING, emotional intelligence, Etiquette, FLIRTING, nonverbal cues, personal space, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Skills, Subtlety

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	3860	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of trying to flirt in real life and just coming off as a total creep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your flirting skills without any judgment! Our pixelated world is the perfect place to woo that special someone with virtual flowers and diamond pickaxes. Who needs pickup lines when you can just build a romantic castle together? Join now and never worry about being creepy again!

ElMayoCraft: Building Blocks and Breaking Bad

arrest, Arrest warrant, bad, blocks, BREAKING, building, cartel leader, crime syndicate, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal organization, drug kingpin, drug lord capture, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, international crime, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so, u know how u always wanted to be a mexican drug lord but u cant cuz its illegal n stuff? well guess what, now u can on our minecraft server! join us and become the next el mayo, ruling over ur own drug empire with an iron fist! build ur own cartel hideout, smuggle goods across the border, and take out ur rivals in epic pvp battles. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now and let the chaos begin!

VegovaMine

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Animals Bred:	135
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	3265	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	261	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to VegovaCraft, a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft server that offers a rich blend of creativity, adventure, and community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a strategic thinker, VegovaCraft has something for everyone.

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WhimsyCraft – Where creepers tell jokes and cows have dance parties! 1.21

Adminshop, Arena, bedrock, Chest Shops, console, Cows, CREEPERS, Dance, Discord, Geyser, Grief Prevention, Instanced Loot, Ip:, java, jokes, MCMMO, nicknames, Parties, pe, Plugins, PORT, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	Java with Geyser for Console and PE players
IP Address	104.128.51.44
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

PvE focus with possible PVP arena
QOL plugins such as chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.
Constant updates and improvements

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/DDT4Ne9q

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server Java only?	No, we have Geyser installed for Console and PE players as well.
Are there any plans for resets?	We have no plans to reset the map, but occasional resets of the end may occur.
What kind of plugins do you have?	We have various QOL plugins like chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.

MineMania Minecraft Server

be male, ForceFem, go away, had another dream, Long hair, Minecraft, MineMania, not trans, Pretty Girl, Server, succubus, troon out

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Towns Built:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ores Mined:	3580	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of dreaming about being a pretty girl with long hair? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment! We won’t forcefem you into anything, but we do have a succubus lurking around for some extra fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where dreams come true (literally)!

CraftyCobson SMP

African Music, afrobeat, Cobson Ebassi, CraftyCobson, creative artist, emerging artist, Lagos, Music (Industry), music career, music industry trends, music producer, musician, new talent, Nigerian artist, nigerian culture, Nigerian music scene, rising star, Singer, smp, Songwriter, soulful voice, talented vocalist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.

3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!