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MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ores Mined:	1847
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magic Items Found:	4387	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	84
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	747030

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	977
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Zombie Dances:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Items Found:	5846	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7484	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!