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ReeCraft Minecraft Server

FUCKING BITCH, have sex, Minecraft, PICTURES OF YOUR FEET, REAL HERO, ReeCraft, reeeee, Server, SETTLE FOR A HANDJOB, SUCK HIS DICK

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	8638	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	5182	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with entitled players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape the REEEEEEing and find true heroism. Join us and become the real hero who gets all the glory and all the…uh…perks. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a special VIP section where you can trade pictures of your feet for in-game currency. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	186
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

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0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	3035
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

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TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Star Shards Collected:	109
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

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NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Votes:	4017	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Animals Bred:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

PrivilegedCraft SMP

affluent lifestyle, elite upbringing, high socioeconomic status, luxury living, privileged background, privileged class, privileged lifestyle, privileged society, privileged upbringing, privileged upbringing characteristics, privileged upbringing indicators, privileged upbringing markers, privileged upbringing traits, PrivilegedCraft, signs of privilege, signs of wealth, smp, social status, Upper Class, wealthy background, wealthy family

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	7311	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood innocence lost, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood nostalgia, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, hindsight humor, KidLogicCraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive diamond-filled land of talking animals. But be warned, the animals are known for their bad jokes and puns, so prepare yourself for some serious eye-rolling. Trust us, this server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, airstrikes intensify, Bombing, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional conflict, security sources, Server, south Lebanon, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	3751
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Potions Brewed:	132
Mines Excavated:	4214	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! we got so many strikes happening in south lebanon, it’s like a major party up in here. three security sources even said so, so you know it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and intense bombing action, it’s gonna be lit! just watch out for creepers, they’re like the real enemy here. join now and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

NATOcraft: Russian Airspace LOL

airspace, airspace violations, collective response, defense cooperation, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, Eastern European cooperation., Eastern European countries, Eastern European defense, Eastern European politics, Eastern European security, international relations, lol, military alliance, military threats, nato, NATO response, NATOcraft, regional security, Russian, russian aggression, Russian airspace violations, SECURITY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so like, u know how russia keeps tryin to sneak into other countries’ airspace? well, this server is like NATO but for minecraft! we got ur back if anyone tries to invade ur base or steal ur diamonds. join us and be part of the epic battle against the russian creepers. we even have a secret underground bunker where we plan our next move. come join us and protect ur blocks from the evil russian invaders!