setting priorities. Minecraft Servers

Setting Priorities.

  • BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server

    BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old friends who expect you to drop everything and babysit their kids on your birthday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

    Join us and leave behind the real world where entitled friends expect you to spend $1300 to watch their kid while they chase after a booty call in Puerto Rico. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries and not be guilt-tripped for prioritizing yourself.

    Who needs friends who send gag face pics over your award-winning videos when you can join a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate your talents and respect your time? Say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate escape from the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is home to secret treasures and hidden realms just waiting to be explored. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyYear2021 – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyYear2021 – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s harmless). Plus, our admin is a wizard who can literally turn dirt into gold blocks. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less homework.

    And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.

    So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HeartCraftForever

    HeartCraftForever

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and you accidentally built a roller coaster that launched you straight into a herd of angry llamas? Yeah, that was a wild ride. Well, get ready for even more epic moments on our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a server like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, a hidden village of talking chickens, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas, they still hold a grudge.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WarZoneCraft

    WarZoneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some servers are like, boring and stuff? well, not this one! this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

    join our server and you’ll be part of the most epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent for the creepers, trying to take over the world one block at a time. it’s up to you and your squad to stop them and save the day.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and lava pits.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ScoopCraftIceCream

    ScoopCraftIceCream

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where metal spoons turn into ice cream scoopers! imagine the chaos as you try to mine with a spoon only to have it turn into a delicious treat! it’s a wild ride of confusion and dessert cravings. plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ThriveCraft

    ThriveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Embark on a thrilling survival adventure in our SMP server, where you’ll brave the wilderness, build shelters, and trade for resources in a bustling player-driven economy!

    216.245.176.205

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShogunMC (BRAND NEW MAP!)

    ShogunMC (BRAND NEW MAP!)

    New Minecraft Servers

    BRAND NEW MAP!ShogunMCfree ranksdonator ranksNew mapmcmmoeconomysurvivalquestsdiscordcratesgreat staffgreat community

    Come join our great community, we just had a map reset and are ready for new players!

    shogunmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ””RussianCraft Server””

    ””RussianCraft Server””

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and witness the epic battles of the nafo seethe threads as they clash with the hohols in a never-ending war for dominance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a dragon busting out the worm on the dance floor.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP