Seth Rogan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	152	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Items Found:	8049
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

CraftyCatz – Meow or Never!

Allergies, Animals, Behavior, cat haters, cat lovers, Cats, claws, companions, CraftyCatz, cuddly, cute, dislike, Feline, Furry, Grooming, independent, love, meow, meowing, Pets, playful, purring

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you a cat lover or a cat hater? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better be a cat lover because our entire world is run by a society of super intelligent, talking cats! These feline overlords have created a purrfect utopia where players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the rarest fish in the ocean or delivering catnip to the farthest reaches of the land. And if you dare to disobey their meowjesty, you’ll be banished to the dreaded litter box dungeon! So join our server meow and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!

DahiehCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, Dahieh, DahiehCraft, extremist, hezbollah, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, political violence, resistance movement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, shiite, strike, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Hey yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Nasrallah and four Hezbollah commanders chillin’ and buildin’ in Dahieh! We got crazy battles and explosions happenin’ all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pigs. Join us for the ultimate showdown and help us defeat the evil creepers and skeletons that are tryin’ to take over our land. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly around like a boss. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Redstone Revolution

2022, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	4389
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	2269	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own army and conquer other players just like russia did in ukraine but without the casualties because it’s all virtual baby!

we have insane battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy players.

come join us and show off your building skills while also taking down your enemies with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers.

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the chaos!