Seth Recaps Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	78	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Armor Forged:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1787

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.