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ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Villages Defended:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3330	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

Bara, BaraCraft, desuarchive, Edition, filter, last thread, long tail tag, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool edition, Rentry, Server, shitpost, shitpost filter, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	3353
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	4094
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crops Grown:	7884
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1972
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Buildings Constructed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6278	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Items Found:	3370	Void Gems Collected:	19

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

banana shipment, bananacraft, cocaine, Contraband, criminal activity Drug trafficking, criminal investigation, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement agency, drug seizure Narcotics, drug smuggling, drug smuggling operation, drug trade Cocaine bust, drug trafficking investigation, drug trafficking operation Drug trafficking network, drug trafficking ring, drug trafficking syndicate, Edition, illegal drugs, law enforcement, organized crime

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1235	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

TrumanCraft – Are You Being Watched?

Alternate Reality, conspiracy theories, existentialism, hidden cameras, jim carrey, mind games, PARANOIA, philosophy, psychological thriller, questioning reality, reality tv, SELF AWARENESS, simulation theory, skepticism, Surveillance, the truman show, truman burbank, TrumanCraft, uncertainty, Watched

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

join our server and escape the truman show simulation! build your own world and stick it to those sneaky producers watching your every move. they won’t know what hit them when you start building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. show them who’s boss in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that madness? come join us and break free from the truman show once and for all!