CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

052d89bf99ad298a133c8a77ce3afbcea916c9de349222ddab932242f26ef26f35, Bitches, clapper, CraftyCuntz, cunts, long tail tags, Minecraft, nip slip, screen record, Server, session thread, Show off, tags, Thread, tik tok

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

Crafty McLaughlin’s LOL Shack

Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connection, Crafty, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, goal-setting, idea sharing, Interaction, involvement, lol, McLaughlins, networking, Participation, problem solving, seeking advice, session thread, Shack, share what you’re looking for, sharing, Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	164	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mystical creature who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a game of chicken jousting. Rumor has it that his feathers are made of pure gold, so you better start practicing your chicken riding skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ChaosCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, ChaosCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Stability, Syria, Syrian-Iranian relations, Warning, warning message

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE SYRIA’S NEW FOREIGN MINISTER ASKIN IRAN TO STOP SPREADING CHAOS BUT INSTEAD WE BE SPREADING FUN AND MADNESS!

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!

COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

C0V1D, coronavirus, covid, D3C4D3, economic repercussions, five years ago, global crisis, health emergency, healthcare system, historical event, impact on society, lessons learned, Lockdown, long time ago, mask mandates, mental health challenges, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, vaccination efforts

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9969	Magic Items Found:	6035

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Emeralds Found:	6947	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	5349

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4237	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, player place, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

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