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MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5968	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	193
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8389
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	837375

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7006
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.