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Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	3571
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	83	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crops Grown:	4908	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	2504	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	474549
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1216
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Zombie Dances:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!