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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	1

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9113	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6415
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Farms Harvested:	244

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	203	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2811	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Potions Brewed:	172
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures