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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5365 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.