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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2472 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 199 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
so like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and mine and stuff? well this server is like, the place to be, man. like, seriously, u gotta join this server, it’s like, the best thing ever.
we got like, crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. and the best part is, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, seriously, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride pigs off a cliff and see who can survive the longest. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so yeah, if u wanna have a blast and meet some awesome peeps, u gotta join this server. like, right now. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re a killer. literally.
