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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8296 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8549 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Ever wanted to ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of exploding chickens? Or battle a giant squid with a sword made of cheese? On our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ CreepyCreeper spinning the hottest tracks. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and pigs fly.
So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and absurd Minecraft server of all time, join us now and prepare for a childhood nostalgia trip like no other!