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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4771 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.