servers para minecraft 1.9 Minecraft Servers

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	2024
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5209

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7081	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Emeralds Found:	471	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	180	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	8556
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!