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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2280 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!